1. Well i will share 1 story about a client of mine. I am also a personal trainer and i train this particular well endowed female, who hates running on the treadmill. Little did i know why…she holds both breast in her hand while running!!! Even the best sports bra wont hold those boobs down. It is so funny that i have to walk off for a moment to gain my composure.

2. My last story i will share is about a client who is germaphobic. This client will sanitize her hands between each set and she will not lie on the mat.Everything we do has to be on the ball because she does not want her head on the mat, even with a towel spread over it. She will not drink bottled water because she will have to touch the cap of the bottle which will have germs and the bottle will have germs so she would rather not. She ends the session with a quick run to the bathroom to wash and again sanitize her hands and rushes off toward the door with a napkin in hand to reach for the door. I wonder did she consider how many germs got on that napkin in the air from the bathroom to the front door. Oh well, i will see her back in the gym tomorrow for another session of a germ free workout!!!

1. I had a pt that wore dentures and she could not decide if she wanted them in her mouth or out During therapy she would push them in and out of her mouth, it is sound like someone popping gum. She also has this yapping rat that barked the entire time I worked w/ her. One day I had enough of her playing with her teeth and the constant yapping of that annoying rat dog. So I yelled to the dog to shut up and it startled her so much her teeth flew out of her mouth. We laughed about it and the rat dog shut up.

2. Came in to treat one of my patient and she informed me that she fell again. The funny thing is, she fell while she was leaning over on the toilet trying to give herself an enema. She described to me that she fell over on her knees, bottom in air. And I had to report this to her MD by fax.

3. Therapist, in out-patient settings like to sit on exercise balls while working with patients. One day I was a little too hyper while working with a patient, and begin bouncing on my ball. Something happened that cause me to laugh so hard at my patient that while I was in mid bounced another patient, who always called me Hammy (the hyper squirrel on Over the Hedge), kicked the ball right out from under me and I hit the floor landing flat on my back. We all had a good laugh on that one.

BTW, did u ever work with “Bob” after the IT training day? I read this to my office, they were all on the floor at #1

Sometimes I wonder if you are going to work it out of us like that….LOL

Malinda said that you were sweet, I don’t know where she fets that from.